Top Ten Major Leauge Quotes

1. Coach Lou Brown: 'Let me get back to you. I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls.'

2. Yankess Slugger: 'How's your wife and my kids?'

3. Coach Lou Brown: 'You may run like Mays, but you hit like shit.'

4. Hayes and Vaugn: 'Hayes: What the hell league you been playing in? Vaugn: Californa Penal.'

5. Coach Lou Brown: 'Nice catch ... don't ever f*ing do it again.'

6. Dorn: 'What do you want me to do, dive for it?'

7. Assistant Coach: 'Look at this f*ing guy.'

8. Yankess Slugger and Hayes: 'Slugger: Where you going, Meat? Hayes: bout ninety feet.'

9. Vaugn: 'I look like a banker in this.'

10. Fans: 'Too high? What do you mean too high?'

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1. I don't know what it is about this line. I mean he got offered to coach a major league baseball team and comes with this. Gotta love that old school work ethic.

2. I actual didn't pick up on this line until one of my later viewings. But common what is funnier then this. Can you really imagine a worse thing said to you, especially when it is coming from a dude the is worse manicured then John Kruk.

3. Come on it even rhymes. Just the nickname of Willie 'Mays' Hayes is hilarious. When he starts popping balls up and Brown comes with the perfect line.

4. One of my favorite exchanges. I didn't know what that meant for the longest time and when I did I thought it was great. Just proves what kind of team was put together.

5. Another Hayes classic when he busts out the basket style catch as like 10 fans in the bleachers are loving it. Of course Brown being the old school coach didn't take kindly to it.

6. Dorn was so annoying in this movie. He is just a homo in the way he goes against the team so he can save his pretty face. When he said this it pretty much stood for everything Dorn has stood for. I love using this line when other people are working their asses off and I am not. It is so irritating.

7. Pretty simple and to the point. Wild Thing comes in on a motorcycle striaght from jail, wearing the patented sleeveless jacket. Just the way he said it was perfect.

8. Great one liner Hayes comes back with. Plus it is a great line in real life because people are always asking you where you are going. About ninety feet is always a fun reply.

9. Coming from a guy whereing a sleeveless suit coat and a tie and a mohawk type haircut, this sounds pretty funny. Everything Vaugn says in this scene is great stuff.

10. If you've played baseball you've heard this line. I had to put this line in here cuz it kinda defined the movie.

Major League was one of those movies that I have always laughed at and throughout the years quoted many of times. With so many hilarious quotes, I decided to list my favorites. Here are some honorable mentions: 'Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater. ' 'Want me to drag him out of here, kick the shit out of him?' 'That's all one goddamn hit.' 'How you doing? How ya doing? My man' 'Yo bartender! Jobu needs a re-fill.' 'Funny. Real f*ing funny a*hole. ' Person: Leave her alone. Taylor: Suck my d*ck' 'ball four...ball eight...ball twelve..vaugn has walked the bases loaded.' 'leads the league in strike-outs. He even threw at his kid in a father son game.' 'Me, I'm for wasting sportwriters time. So, I'd like to hang around and give them all a nice big shit-burger to eat.'